I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this... how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..
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When you're dancing to music:

totally-relatable:

and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like:

But in reality you’re like:

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I speak three languages fluently:

funniest10k:

Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

 

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